Howdy Spring
1 year ago
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Stolen Identity, I've Been Compromised!
That's right, I am an identity theft victim. Someone, apparently a creep, stole my credit card, name and address and used it several times over the last week. All purchases were small and my bank caught the fraud before I did. I hadn't used that card for several years and all the charges were for Asian porn! Aghhhhhhh, a little embarrassing when you have to go dispute those at the bank and they look at you like, could it really be her? Or maybe her husband took her card? Oh, well, it has all been taken care of because of early detection. Besides, I'm not that into Asians, sure they are nice people and beautiful, but not my cup of tea! Maybe Italians??? I mostly prefer Canadians and those south of the border, such as my handsome and dashing husband.
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The Asian porn is the best part of that story, hahahaha. I had my debit card account stolen once, but they just bought a bunch of stuff at Target in Los Angeles. Booorrrrinnnggg.
Thanks Jake, I thought you might suspect Ryan, as I have ;) But he is as clean as he always is! Hope things are going great for you!
Hey - there is nothing wrong with Asians! Well, one of them at least, but I can understand being upset about the porn! So how do you know it was just the one card!?! :0
Not so funny to take care of but super funny to see what they spent your money on. It was probably one of Ryan's sites for work, you know since Brad told everyone he sold porn on the internet! Good luck taking care of that and thanks for the laugh!
Hey I'd take the boring Target stuff over the porn. The funny thing is when I called the third party payment processor they said the transaction thing happened at 4:00 in the morning. The whole time I figured Kara was sleeping right next to me...Guess I'm going to have to keep an eye on that girl.
Hi Kara! We once had our card # stolen too. It was a lady from one of the eastern states. I guess she went out for new clothes, hairdo and nails on us. Some peoples' kids! Seriously, I'd like to give them a good Kennington thump on the nogen.
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