You know you are Canadian when...

• You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk" (whole milk in Canada).
• You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my BOWL OF POUTINE" !
• You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
• You drink pop, not soda.
• You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
• You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
• You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
• You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
• You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
• You drive with your headlights on during the day (since 1989, all new cars have been fitted with "daytime running lights").
• Like any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you possess a Canadian Passport.
• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, color. etc.
• You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
• You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
• You know what a toque is and you own one and often wear it.
• You know Toronto is NOT a province.You never miss "Coach's Corner" during Hockey Night in Canada.
• Your car has a cord and plug sticking out of the grill ... it's a block heater for those sub-zero (in Celsius) days.
• You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
• You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
• You have more kilometres on your snow blower than your car.
• You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
• You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
• You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car, and in some cases your house.
• The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
• At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
• You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
• You find -40C a little chilly.
• You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and your Sorels.
• You pronounce the last letter of the alphabet "zed" instead of "zee."
• and ... You end some sentences with "eh," ... eh?